... Was yesterday.

I got a new computer and a wad of money.

If I was a faggot I would provide you with a picture of me holding said wad of money but I'm going to have to disappoint you guys this time. D:

Also how are you doing?

I am cautiously optimistic about him.

Discuss.

I turned 17 today.

Yeah so stuff happend like I got TV on my computer and the big TV got thrown out and stuff.

Also I started doing college and I'll probably rape the shit out of everyone.

This isn't really much of an update but I just wanted to make sure I made a post that was more up-to-date than anything stuffedlizard had.

Also I've seen a british guy under a coffee table saying "I'M READY!" whereafter someone shat on the table, which was rather nasty.

Help yourself to the sandwiches, and don't comment on this unless you're worthy.

Yeah so last night I turned on the tv, and the picture started jumping like crazy and then it turned on and off until I walked over and switched it off.

The whole room stank of metal-ish stuff for hours. ;_; (and this was just as I was about to go to bed)

Also today I was sent scrooge mcduck porn which made me wonder once more if the internet has caused aliens to stay away from earth.

Sample:

Why the hell didn't you give me a laptop OR something as fucking simple as an advanced calculator for christmas? It's not like I raped your animals this year.

In other news, Frank the Hedgehog needs more comments on his blog, and so does StuffedLizard, go comment their blogs now.

I really like After Eight chocolate mints, don't you?

Coca Cola isn't very christmassy.

Why does everyone love Adventure Quest? That gayum sux.

Oh and go to the top, put in "JUNGLE COCK" in the searchbar, and then play the game that appears, it taught me alot about racial tolerance.

Also I did this:

... and I think you should go pay your respects to Trambamboline.

He's an important god in the furry religion that is to be thanked when someone goes through alot of work to make you happy.

He hasn't uploaded the CORRECTED version of it yet but I assure you this was made by him and holy shit we can post 32K characters on our blogs.. =O

Anywho, feel free to drop to your knee's praise the lord.

Or masturbate, only if you're alone though, it's rude to do it in a crowded room. =(

- Mr. TURBO

p.s: deez iz a sjowvt-owt 2 mah freen StuffedLizard; URE FAMUS NOW LOLZ

And theres no furries in my class, so I guess I'm fucked.

Also I probably wont be posting whilest gone so fuck you. ^_^

Returned, bought Pepsi Twist, had a decent time.

Also Krakow is a polluted shithole. :3

I got an offline message from Frank-The-Hedgehog saying that he had gone back in time to stop himself from stopping 9/11, he was going to kill himself. (lol@emo)

So I made a time travel device from 2 acorns and a clock (and a lighting sticker for c00l) and went back and had a threesome with them before returning to my time.

I learned something today: we should make love, not time paradoxes.

WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS?